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The Worst RP Ever Told PDF Print E-mail
Written by Ailinea   
Wednesday, 05 November 2008 16:21

EverQuest2 is a swords and magic RPG. This is pulled directly from my logs. It is very long and rife with obscure geeky references. You have been warned.

The story begins with our heroes™ in the Portents chat channel (in green), welcoming a new potential member named Epikk. They just began discussing RP (role-play) backstories as I (playing my character, Taylia) logged in. All people except for Epikk are in our guild, and hence he couldn’t see guild chat (in blue) or private conversation (in red). However it was getting late, people were getting loopy, and the RP story simply became PAINFUL. What you miss in reading this now was the pace at which the chat went, and that did add something to the misery. We began commenting as we realized he would not be a good fit for the guild, and humor was the best way to make the pain go away. And so our tale commences....

(1123392424)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:04 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Oo this could take a while. hehe"

(1123392431)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:11 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Reavyn you go first =D"

(1123392431)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:11 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"go ahead"

(1123392433)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:13 2005] You tell portents (1),"Hello everyone"

(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] /whochannel search results for portents (1):
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] ------------------------------------------
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] Vandirr
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] Ktok
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] Reavyn
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] Taylia
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] Mooshak
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] Epikk
(1123392438)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:18 2005] 6 players found

(1123392453)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:33 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Hello there, Tay :)"

(1123392471)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:51 2005] Reavyn tells portents (1),"huh...wah?"

(1123392476)[Sun Aug 07 01:27:56 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"hey tay, im new here......"

(1123392481)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:01 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"so helllo!"


(1123392503)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:23 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"brb i'm buged"

(1123392516)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:36 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Epikk was asking about our RPs, Reavyn. I'm trying to figure out how to summarize mine. hehe. You want to give yours a shot?"

(1123392517)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:37 2005] You tell portents (1),"Welcome, Epikk! *smile* Always good to see a new...face? Voice? *giggle*"


(1123392517)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:37 2005] Guildmate: Mooshak has logged out.

(1123392531)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:51 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"hehe thnx :)"


(1123392535)[Sun Aug 07 01:28:55 2005] Guildmate: Mooshak has logged in.

(1123392546)[Sun Aug 07 01:29:06 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"so yeah RPs RPs, so i can sooner setle into mine"

(1123392570)[Sun Aug 07 01:29:30 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"for the most part it wont be much difrent excpet no emotes like :) or LoL"

(1123392613)[Sun Aug 07 01:30:13 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"((Give me a sec to get to an easier spot in this event and I'll type it up))"

(1123392625)[Sun Aug 07 01:30:25 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok"

(1123392689)[Sun Aug 07 01:31:29 2005] You tell portents (1),"((Taylia is Ailinea's daughter. Ailinea is my secondary main, Tmitka is my main. You will see them more often than you will see Tay.))"


(1123392709)[Sun Aug 07 01:31:49 2005] Guildmate: Mooshak has logged out.

(1123392733)[Sun Aug 07 01:32:13 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok"

(1123392750)[Sun Aug 07 01:32:30 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"((Yes cause daugher can't be higher level than mom, can she? heh))"

(1123392771)[Sun Aug 07 01:32:51 2005] You tell portents (1),"((Exactly))"

(1123392791)[Sun Aug 07 01:33:11 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"unles mom...takes magicle youth potions"

(1123392874)[Sun Aug 07 01:34:34 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok i cant mopve"

(1123392883)[Sun Aug 07 01:34:43 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Can't move?"

(1123392887)[Sun Aug 07 01:34:47 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"o i was dazed 0_0"

(1123392901)[Sun Aug 07 01:35:01 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Ah, the pretty lights treasure chest trap?"

(1123392909)[Sun Aug 07 01:35:09 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"yes....."

(1123392912)[Sun Aug 07 01:35:12 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"hehe"

(1123392930)[Sun Aug 07 01:35:30 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"My response to setting that off is usually... OOO!! Colors!"

(1123392960)[Sun Aug 07 01:36:00 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"lol"

(1123392967)[Sun Aug 07 01:36:07 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"not in RP i hope"

(1123392998)[Sun Aug 07 01:36:38 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Well yeah... that's why I can't move. I'm looking at the colors "

(1123393002)[Sun Aug 07 01:36:42 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i hope its more like *stairs blankly forwards and starts drooling stupidly*"

(1123393022)[Sun Aug 07 01:37:02 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"least that would be me, considering i find that funny"

(1123393031)[Sun Aug 07 01:37:11 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Hey I'm a cat... brightly dancing colors are enough to keep me busy"

(1123393043)[Sun Aug 07 01:37:23 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"haha"

(1123393058)[Sun Aug 07 01:37:38 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"maybe some cat nip for the good kitty kitty"

(1123393075)[Sun Aug 07 01:37:55 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"sorry from my world there are only humans"

(1123393085)[Sun Aug 07 01:38:05 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"well that will be explained in my rp .."

(1123393115)[Sun Aug 07 01:38:35 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"((so lets see here... my story... in character))"

(1123393128)[Sun Aug 07 01:38:48 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"yep"

(1123393167)[Sun Aug 07 01:39:27 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"My name is Ktok Throoks. I was born over 500 years ago to a family of Shaman in service to the king of Shar Vahl on Luclin."

(1123393189)[Sun Aug 07 01:39:49 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"oo your so young..."

(1123393230)[Sun Aug 07 01:40:30 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"I entered training as a shaman to follow in their footsteps, as was expected of me, but exibited disturbing, destructive abilities that I had trouble controlling."

(1123393269)[Sun Aug 07 01:41:09 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"k"

(1123393293)[Sun Aug 07 01:41:33 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"I kept them hidden for the most part, but durring one of my exams I accidentally incinerated the creature I was suposed to heal. Wizardry was not something welcome in Shar Vahl in those days, and this event caused quite a stir."

(1123393353)[Sun Aug 07 01:42:33 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"As the Elders decided what to do with me, I made the choice for them. I decided that I could not risk harming those I tried to heal on the battlefield, so I must give up magic entirely."

(1123393380)[Sun Aug 07 01:43:00 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"I did not have the skill to be a bard, and lacked the mind set of a rogue, so I followed the path of the warrior."

(1123393409)[Sun Aug 07 01:43:29 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"kool"

(1123393420)[Sun Aug 07 01:43:40 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"im sure allot more"

(1123393443)[Sun Aug 07 01:44:03 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Time passed... many adventures, victories, and losses flowed past me. Then one night, I had a disturbing dream."

(1123393487)[Sun Aug 07 01:44:47 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"In this dream, I saw the moon, Luclin, my home, split and shatter. I saw its shards fall upon Norrath, and erase life from its surface."

(1123393504)[Sun Aug 07 01:45:04 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"I wrote it off as a simple nightmare at first... but it kept returning."


(1123393528)[Sun Aug 07 01:45:28 2005] Guildmate: Vandirr has logged out.

(1123393549)[Sun Aug 07 01:45:49 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"this is interesting continue i wana hear more maybe i can intertuine it with my rp its a bit of a limb but we will see"

(1123393571)[Sun Aug 07 01:46:11 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Shortly, my mate, Tmitka, confessed to me these same dreams, as did a friend of ours named Azra. We had all had the same vision."


(1123393574)[Sun Aug 07 01:46:14 2005] Guildmate: Mooshak has logged in.

(1123393613)[Sun Aug 07 01:46:53 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"what did they turn out to be ?"

(1123393646)[Sun Aug 07 01:47:26 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"We sought out the council of the Elders of Shar Vahl in this matter, and they in turn directed us to the king himself. We told him of these strange visions, and asked permission to investigate them."

(1123393741)[Sun Aug 07 01:49:01 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"He granted this permission, and bestowed upon me the Talisman of Vah Kerrath, an artifact of some considerable power. The three of us formed an organization called the Portent of Luclin."

(1123393811)[Sun Aug 07 01:50:11 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"We grew in size and discovered more who had seen the vision, now called The Portent. Then I recieved word from a young Froglok whom I had rescued from Trolls some years earlier..."

(1123393880)[Sun Aug 07 01:51:20 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"His name was Korgus, and he had also seen the Portent. He was forming his own group to seek answers for the sake of Norrath, and called his the Portent of Norrath. Our two organizations worked together in the hopes of saving both our worlds"

(1123393889)[Sun Aug 07 01:51:29 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"from the fate shown in the Portent"

(1123393901)[Sun Aug 07 01:51:41 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok"

(1123393944)[Sun Aug 07 01:52:24 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Eventually, we grew too large to exist as seperate entities. The choice was made to officially band together in an alliance... the Portent Alliance was born."

(1123393997)[Sun Aug 07 01:53:17 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"We had many adventures... we fought the gods themselves and won... Then there was, for lack of a better term, an accident."

(1123394047)[Sun Aug 07 01:54:07 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Ailinea, attempting to open a portal directly to the Plane of Time for our convenience, instead thrust myself, Tmitka, and herself forward in time 500 years."

(1123394107)[Sun Aug 07 01:55:07 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"We were suddenly looking up on a shattered Luclin.. from a Norrath that still yet held life. We still do not know what exactly caused these events...."

(1123394119)[Sun Aug 07 01:55:19 2005] You tell portents (1),"My mother was...and still is...a great wizardess."

(1123394159)[Sun Aug 07 01:55:59 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"And we know that we, in the past, were obviously not successful in preventing it all... but Norrath does still have life, unlike what was shown in the Portent."

(1123394161)[Sun Aug 07 01:56:01 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok so"

(1123394170)[Sun Aug 07 01:56:10 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok"

(1123394200)[Sun Aug 07 01:56:40 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"so thats it? i dont mean this in any bad ways, jsut to know if i can start or is there more"

(1123394214)[Sun Aug 07 01:56:54 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"It is a victory... though we did lose Luclin, much to our heart's regret. After we got our feet here, we were able to travel back and bring more forward with us"

(1123394265)[Sun Aug 07 01:57:45 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Some stayed behind, others came forward, and now we seek answers still... the truth... what did happen? What destroyed Luclin? Is there any warning we could send back that may prevent this future?"

(1123394297)[Sun Aug 07 01:58:17 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"coo"

(1123394320)[Sun Aug 07 01:58:40 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"To these ends, we seek answers... and hope that what we have lost was not without meaning."

(1123394329)[Sun Aug 07 01:58:49 2005] Reavyn tells you,"glad he told his instead of me telling mine, his explains a little more of the guild itself"

(1123394351)[Sun Aug 07 01:59:11 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"That is my story. There are many stories in this family though. Reavyn's for one could fill a library I feel."

(1123394357)[Sun Aug 07 01:59:17 2005] You tell Reavyn,"*nod nod*"

(1123394366)[Sun Aug 07 01:59:26 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok now for mine"

(1123394368)[Sun Aug 07 01:59:28 2005] Reavyn tells portents (1),"...Yes...im afraid it could"

(1123394373)[Sun Aug 07 01:59:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"still in the workings"

(1123394407)[Sun Aug 07 02:00:07 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok well"


(1123394418)[Sun Aug 07 02:00:18 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"my god....this freaking evil eye is having a terrible seizure..."

(1123394436)[Sun Aug 07 02:00:36 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"before or after its coughed up its eye?"

(1123394447)[Sun Aug 07 02:00:47 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"while im fighting it"


(1123394458)[Sun Aug 07 02:00:58 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"To say the least i was the Leader of my group...."

(1123394473)[Sun Aug 07 02:01:13 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"no what this group is and what it did, i will explain"


(1123394482)[Sun Aug 07 02:01:22 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"its shaking badly to one side or the other, not looking at me directly"

(1123394512)[Sun Aug 07 02:01:52 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"I come from a Difrent world one much as this with Green plains and blue oceans"

(1123394547)[Sun Aug 07 02:02:27 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"on our world only one race existed human kind, we had no other races"


(1123394571)[Sun Aug 07 02:02:51 2005] Reavyn tells you,"not sure if you noticed...he seemed a bit too me me me there towards the end"

(1123394594)[Sun Aug 07 02:03:14 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"Mooshak Choochooo coming thru LOL i rock"

(1123394599)[Sun Aug 07 02:03:19 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"we were a much more advanced civalization as this no ofense of course, we had things called guns, i dont think you would know what they are and we had electronics."

(1123394625)[Sun Aug 07 02:03:45 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"running thru the riverbed in TS lol"

(1123394630)[Sun Aug 07 02:03:50 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"lol"

(1123394633)[Sun Aug 07 02:03:53 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"ouch"


(1123394637)[Sun Aug 07 02:03:57 2005] You tell Reavyn,"I haven't made any decisions of what I think of him just yet. Haven't been here long enough. But I got that sense as well."

(1123394654)[Sun Aug 07 02:04:14 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"chat is flooded with "no longer worth any experience or treasure" messages"

(1123394657)[Sun Aug 07 02:04:17 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"Our world was always destructive always making newer and better weapons to fight each other with"

(1123394660)[Sun Aug 07 02:04:20 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Moo? If you see any beggars... aim for them "

(1123394708)[Sun Aug 07 02:05:08 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"many people who did not believve in war turned to religion, to console them from the many loses they sufered, in all the many bloody ddeaths of constant wars"

(1123394736)[Sun Aug 07 02:05:36 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"found the spell casters"

(1123394758)[Sun Aug 07 02:05:58 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"oh there are the SKs, ouch"

(1123394761)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:01 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"So OK, I have to ask.... how did you all like my RP? Its been like a year since I had to whip that sucker out. "


(1123394765)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:05 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i was just a normal joe, i went to work made money ate slept played poker on friday nights"

(1123394778)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:18 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i was very impressed lol"

(1123394791)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:31 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"hell i almost started speaking in character"

(1123394795)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:35 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"you should use it more often, even if its just by yourself..."


(1123394804)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:44 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"in an atempt to save the world from total destruction"

(1123394816)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:56 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You know I'm not sure if being in character when I'm alone is healthy...."

(1123394817)[Sun Aug 07 02:06:57 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"if you do it i will =)"

(1123394827)[Sun Aug 07 02:07:07 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"some scientists created an Artaficial inteligance"

(1123394835)[Sun Aug 07 02:07:15 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"called Prospero"

(1123394853)[Sun Aug 07 02:07:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he quickly grew and learned"

(1123394879)[Sun Aug 07 02:07:59 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"it was amazing he surpased all of our knowledge"

(1123394897)[Sun Aug 07 02:08:17 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he learned even how to take a solid form"

(1123394926)[Sun Aug 07 02:08:46 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he was esentialy the earths spirit or that is what the scientists led him to believe"


(1123394948)[Sun Aug 07 02:09:08 2005] Reavyn tells you,"even just the name sent up a red flag..."

(1123394990)[Sun Aug 07 02:09:50 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"With his help we learned how to do many ddifrent things"

(1123395016)[Sun Aug 07 02:10:16 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"eventualy during a time of peace (which was rare might i add )"

(1123395042)[Sun Aug 07 02:10:42 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"we made pacts to not interfear with each other"

(1123395075)[Sun Aug 07 02:11:15 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"everythign went very well for a few years"

(1123395101)[Sun Aug 07 02:11:41 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"Prospero helped to Revive are faltering earths health"


(1123395125)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:05 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"....someone name Juniia just sent me a tell"

(1123395134)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:14 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"congrats?"


(1123395139)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:19 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"soon everything was going so Prospero was not needed any more so he went into recluse so to say"

(1123395139)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:19 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Noooooo he comes from a world with Captain Planet!"

(1123395140)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:20 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"is she hot?"

(1123395145)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:25 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Uhhh Junlia?"


(1123395151)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:31 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"Now i never saw him at the time i learned all this later"

(1123395165)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:45 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"see...my vision is a bit blurry right now and thats what i thought it said, ktok"

(1123395165)[Sun Aug 07 02:12:45 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok so here is where i get involved"

(1123395185)[Sun Aug 07 02:13:05 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"We cna find out. I can send her a /tell and you can see if she bursts into flames"

(1123395217)[Sun Aug 07 02:13:37 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"i doubt it is, but im so tired the i looked like an l"


(1123395223)[Sun Aug 07 02:13:43 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"Prospero we actualy learned Could take human form because in creating him we created an alternate reality where he existed and he could open a quantum portal and come to our reality"

(1123395256)[Sun Aug 07 02:14:16 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Better than Captain N I guess...."

(1123395297)[Sun Aug 07 02:14:57 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and in doing this he actualy had Opened are world up to quantum activity puting us on a chart of Alternate realitys, taht More advanced Cultures to say , could come to(these cultures we did not know about)"

(1123395315)[Sun Aug 07 02:15:15 2005] You say to the guild,"What did Juniia want?"

(1123395361)[Sun Aug 07 02:16:01 2005] Reavyn tells you,"ok...so i don't like the "more advanced" talk....magic is more advanced than anything anyone can think of.."

(1123395369)[Sun Aug 07 02:16:09 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"one day jsut any old day, we had absolutly no idea that this day would be any difrent, in the midle of a place called Paris , a Small blue Hole opened in the midle of the street"

(1123395388)[Sun Aug 07 02:16:28 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"zzzz"

(1123395422)[Sun Aug 07 02:17:02 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"it kiled everyone"

(1123395428)[Sun Aug 07 02:17:08 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Its like my college econ proff were telling sci-fi stories >< No... no I must be nice.... "

(1123395459)[Sun Aug 07 02:17:39 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"what huh? i had this dream i was still on Norrath"

(1123395484)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:04 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"then this cumquat came down and killed everyone"

(1123395500)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:20 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Holyshit you too? I was too"


(1123395513)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"arg ok wait before it killed everyone there is another sentance 1 second..."

(1123395523)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:43 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Then Rubber Johnny rolled out and said BLEH! "

(1123395529)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:49 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"LOL"

(1123395534)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:54 2005] You say to the guild,"*LOL*"

(1123395537)[Sun Aug 07 02:18:57 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"0.o NONONO not Rubber Johnny!"


(1123395562)[Sun Aug 07 02:19:22 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and out of the blue hole came something that looked like a Big brain (yes wierd) with many yellow eyes and many hands underneath it , like a ccutlefish."

(1123395569)[Sun Aug 07 02:19:29 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Then he started shooting light out of his fingers and shit and it was much more interesting than this story thing I'm hearing. "

(1123395571)[Sun Aug 07 02:19:31 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"then * it killed everyone"

(1123395573)[Sun Aug 07 02:19:33 2005] You tell Reavyn,"Is he making all this up on the spot? I mean, I missed the beginning in which y'all were talking about RP's."

(1123395583)[Sun Aug 07 02:19:43 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"news didnt get out till next day"

(1123395603)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:03 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"by then it had already formed some Blue dome around Paris, something like living ice"


(1123395604)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:04 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"if i laugh harder at you Ktok i may justhave shit flying out of my ass"

(1123395613)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:13 2005] Reavyn tells you,"it really sounds like it...."

(1123395617)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:17 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"BLEH! "

(1123395636)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:36 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"the world at this time had aligianced themselfs since every one was at peace"

(1123395646)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:46 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God I can't take it! Yellow brain? It is a cumquat! "

(1123395659)[Sun Aug 07 02:20:59 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"they ahd formed a military blockade around paris"

(1123395664)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:04 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i foretold the comming of the cumquat!!!"

(1123395672)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:12 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"no one was sure what it was"

(1123395677)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:17 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"except that it was dangerous"


(1123395677)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:17 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You am magic!"

(1123395679)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:19 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"can i have the prophet title now?"

(1123395680)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:20 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"their going to send in the mechs aren't they?"


(1123395692)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:32 2005] You tell Reavyn,"And I thought my overly romantic stories were a bane to the literary world..."

(1123395698)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:38 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"about a few weeks went by and nothing"

(1123395699)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:39 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God Reavyn, I hope so. And the Eva units"

(1123395707)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:47 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Cause fuck that brain is obviously an Angel "


(1123395716)[Sun Aug 07 02:21:56 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"then slowly these Blue robot things started coming out"

(1123395724)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:04 2005] You say to the guild,"Yup, there they are..."

(1123395726)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:06 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"And Rubber Johnny is like Pen Pen but not "


(1123395733)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:13 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"they completly masacred the army that had mobalized around the dome"

(1123395752)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:32 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"...oh god...the giant brain has the gundam team on its side..."

(1123395756)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:36 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Oh fuck the mechs are coming aren't they "


(1123395763)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:43 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"they could be stoped, but they jsut kept coming in huge numbers, i mean Huge"

(1123395779)[Sun Aug 07 02:22:59 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God I'm about to fake an LD I swear"

(1123395780)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:00 2005] You say to the guild,"BIG O! SHOOOOOOW TIME!!!!"

(1123395795)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:15 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"ROGER SMITH (of the cure)!"

(1123395797)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:17 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"...you mean we're all tomato's?"


(1123395799)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:19 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"evventualy well.....our world was being slowly ddestroyed"

(1123395813)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"*6 months later*"


(1123395818)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:38 2005] You say to the guild,"Actually, funny story about tomatoes..."

(1123395819)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:39 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i've gotten 3 adept1's while this has been going on, so that's kewl "


(1123395830)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:50 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"every world power has beenn destroyed"

(1123395830)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:50 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"lol"

(1123395831)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:51 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"attack of the killer tomatoes"

(1123395835)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:55 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"love it"


(1123395839)[Sun Aug 07 02:23:59 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"no goverment exists"

(1123395850)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:10 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Hey, Mooshak, want to do the stage art for the live action version of this shit?"

(1123395852)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:12 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"only refuges, humans who still live, but must hide"

(1123395860)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:20 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i am one off those refuges"


(1123395861)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:21 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"and suddenly Fry has a headache with pictures..."

(1123395872)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:32 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"can i design the cumquat?"


(1123395882)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:42 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i lead a group, of men, we go around gathering people up"

(1123395884)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:44 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"dude you can BE the cumquat "

(1123395887)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:47 2005] You tell Reavyn,"You know, I'm glad I stayed up for this. Once we got the /gu banter going....damn..."

(1123395889)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:49 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"helping them"

(1123395894)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:54 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"ROCK ON!"


(1123395897)[Sun Aug 07 02:24:57 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"recruiting men"

(1123395900)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:00 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"to fight"


(1123395907)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:07 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"My god HELP ME I can't think of anything constructive to reply to him with! "

(1123395909)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:09 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"then you can all eat me in the end"


(1123395914)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:14 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i gues i had all those Video games to thank"

(1123395915)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:15 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"you know the REALLY sad part about this?"

(1123395932)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:32 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"he REALLY wanted to tell it...he is proud of it..."

(1123395936)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:36 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"ktok typed out all his RP stuff for nothing?"

(1123395943)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:43 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"that so many good anime DVDs were put in a blender to make this crap?"


(1123395945)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:45 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"Since we werent the bigest threat most of human kind was destroyed now on the verge of extinction"

(1123395952)[Sun Aug 07 02:25:52 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"we could manage to live"

(1123395961)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:01 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"they did not send as many out after us"


(1123395964)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:04 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"mangled manga"

(1123395967)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:07 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"we survived"

(1123395976)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:16 2005] You say to the guild,"s-CRY-ed"

(1123395980)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:20 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"this is when i met Prospero"

(1123395980)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:20 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Oh my god it fucking hurts, man. I mean like... its like he kicked me in the balls and kept doing it. "

(1123395997)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:37 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"since we were basicly the last Organized group of humans around"

(1123396006)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:46 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he come to us to help us"

(1123396014)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:54 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he explained to us what that thing was"


(1123396017)[Sun Aug 07 02:26:57 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"LMAO ok stop please, i puked so much lately that i've pull the muscles in my chest and neck and laughing really really hurts"

(1123396031)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:11 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"lol...sorry"


(1123396043)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:23 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he Was called The Quiet , Prospero had heard of him When visiting difrent World"

(1123396047)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:27 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"worlds*"


(1123396058)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:38 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"The Quiet... now that sounds good "

(1123396061)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:41 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"dun dun dun the Quiet"

(1123396069)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:49 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"I thought he was about to tell us what Fooly Cooly was...."

(1123396071)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:51 2005] You say to the guild,"Shhhhhhh....!!!!!!!!!!!"

(1123396079)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:59 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I think we're gonna need a bigger earplug... "


(1123396079)[Sun Aug 07 02:27:59 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"He was a Creature that worked alone Strong as prospero in powers even stronger"

(1123396085)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:05 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he was an eater of Worlds"


(1123396096)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:16 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"OMG it was Briggan's kitten! "

(1123396096)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:16 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"shhhh listen to the sound of silience, it's the Quiet comming!!"

(1123396101)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:21 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"omg...yes...this makes as much sense as FLCL..."


(1123396115)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:35 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he would Come to world where much suffering had hapened and woul literaly drain the Suffering from them"

(1123396124)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:44 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i ate a world once, gave me horrible gass"

(1123396128)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:48 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"<hits him on the head with an electric guitar>"

(1123396139)[Sun Aug 07 02:28:59 2005] You say to the guild,"*awaits more giant robots*"


(1123396155)[Sun Aug 07 02:29:15 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"Our world was a perfect candidate...even tho we eventualy came to peace all those years of wars ...hit is smack in teh face..."

(1123396161)[Sun Aug 07 02:29:21 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"....wtf does any of this have to do with eq?"

(1123396168)[Sun Aug 07 02:29:28 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"like, i sorta want to go to bed, but i'm having too much fun being mean"

(1123396171)[Sun Aug 07 02:29:31 2005] You say to the guild,"I was just about to ask the same thing."

(1123396175)[Sun Aug 07 02:29:35 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God almighty I haven't been listening to this story for like 45 minutes but I am ROLLING over here "


(1123396190)[Sun Aug 07 02:29:50 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"We did fine for a while, with the help of Prospero he showed us where we could get suplies and Told us about teh enemy"

(1123396210)[Sun Aug 07 02:30:10 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"we Put up a resistance for a while, but things werent looking up for us"


(1123396216)[Sun Aug 07 02:30:16 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"can i ask him what happen to the yellow brain? that part sounded interesting"

(1123396225)[Sun Aug 07 02:30:25 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"or did he already cover it"

(1123396228)[Sun Aug 07 02:30:28 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You mean the cumquat?"

(1123396242)[Sun Aug 07 02:30:42 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"yeah, that's my fav part"

(1123396244)[Sun Aug 07 02:30:44 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"I think they are fighting it now..."

(1123396260)[Sun Aug 07 02:31:00 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"so the cumquat eats worlds and shits blue death?"

(1123396274)[Sun Aug 07 02:31:14 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Can we like keep him in the channel forever and have him make up weird sci-fi shit on the fly that doesn't make any... OMG he's Geoge Lucas!"


(1123396293)[Sun Aug 07 02:31:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"in the end, we knew all hope was lost, The quiet was almsot done eating our world and when he was done our world would esentaly Colapse on itself as an Unstable Quantam Hole, esentaly destroying our Universe"

(1123396309)[Sun Aug 07 02:31:49 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"oh god...now star trek..."

(1123396311)[Sun Aug 07 02:31:51 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"now Prospero held this information from us"

(1123396332)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:12 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"If he says anything about midiclorians I'm going to have him killed "

(1123396333)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:13 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"where the hell did you find him ktok?"

(1123396336)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:16 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"the quiet was almost done eating our world . . . after that he planed to eat all the ice cream in the multiverse, he must be stoped"


(1123396338)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:18 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"he believed we could posibly get rid of The Quiet before this happened"

(1123396350)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:30 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"he answered our post for members. This is why we have an entry process "

(1123396351)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:31 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"but well we couldnt, we were to litle in number"

(1123396356)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:36 2005] You say to the guild,"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT ALL THE ICE CREAM!!!"

(1123396361)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:41 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"by this ttime we only counted 2,000"

(1123396364)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:44 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"SAVE THE ICE CREAM!"

(1123396370)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:50 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"roughly"

(1123396379)[Sun Aug 07 02:32:59 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"and the number of the counting shall be 2000"

(1123396393)[Sun Aug 07 02:33:13 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Unstable Quantum Hole.... that's like... OK so that's like a wormhole with the shits, right?"

(1123396400)[Sun Aug 07 02:33:20 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"thou shalt not count to 1999 unless it be followed by 2000"

(1123396412)[Sun Aug 07 02:33:32 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"lmao"

(1123396440)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:00 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Guys seriously. Help. I can't think of anything to say other than "Are you fucking kidding me?""

(1123396460)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:20 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"how about "We stick mostly to eq2 lore""


(1123396461)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:21 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"(lack of Emotion im a bad writer -_-) So prospero basicly Told us we were done for, we lost, So in a last act to save us all he Opened a Quantum tunnel (called a brane hole) for us and droped us into a random universe"

(1123396473)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"* for me it was random maybe he knew where he sent us*"


(1123396479)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:39 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Wow there it is"

(1123396482)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:42 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"this is like having really horrible sex with a hot chick....you can't stand it but you don't want to stop"

(1123396488)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:48 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"The understatement of the whole history of the universe "


(1123396496)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:56 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"I only remeber being sent against my will, i didnt not want to leave my earth"

(1123396496)[Sun Aug 07 02:34:56 2005] You say to the guild,"I call it a Hawking Hole"

(1123396506)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:06 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i woke up on a boat....."

(1123396510)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:10 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Hey, I saw it first! Its a Fry Hole! "

(1123396519)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:19 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"they had foundd me drifting in teh ocean"

(1123396544)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:44 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i concluded all the people he sent here got seperated to difrent parts of the globe"

(1123396550)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:50 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and now i msut search for them"


(1123396550)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:50 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"your the leader ktok, you get to comment to him"

(1123396556)[Sun Aug 07 02:35:56 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You have no idea how fucking interesting this makes Harclave. I mean seriously. "


(1123396564)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:04 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and once that is done"

(1123396571)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:11 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"i must try to prepare this world...."


(1123396585)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:25 2005] You say to the guild,"My pet almost died because I can't stop laughing."

(1123396586)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:26 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Its like story time with Ben Stein...."


(1123396587)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:27 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"for the furure i forsee is a dangerouse one from what i see this world ass"

(1123396595)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:35 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"a violent one"

(1123396600)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:40 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"they must nprepare"

(1123396608)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:48 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok done!"

(1123396613)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:53 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"thats kinda i"

(1123396615)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:55 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"it"


(1123396616)[Sun Aug 07 02:36:56 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"he's looking at the worlds ass?"

(1123396621)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:01 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and yeah so now im searching for my pals"

(1123396627)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:07 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"oh the pain"

(1123396631)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:11 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Oh god oh god ohgod what am I going to say? "

(1123396634)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:14 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"POOPIES! "


(1123396635)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:15 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and learning the ways of thiss world"

(1123396639)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:19 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"No... that's not it"

(1123396645)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:25 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"WE MUST ALL PREPARE....FOR I SEE THE WORLDS ASS!!!"


(1123396646)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:26 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"if any one read that or cared to.....yeah....jsut say something..."

(1123396657)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:37 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"im sure ure all loged off and alseep"


(1123396664)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:44 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"ouch reavyn i hurt"

(1123396675)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:55 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"well not quite"

(1123396679)[Sun Aug 07 02:37:59 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"sorry"


(1123396683)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:03 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Sounds like you have a really complicated back story Pretty far departure from EQ lore as well. Interesting."

(1123396690)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:10 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"yeah"


(1123396697)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:17 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"OK that made my cheecks tingle like when you drink Welches "

(1123396700)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:20 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"except im a bad writer"

(1123396711)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:31 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"you can say that again"

(1123396713)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:33 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and i never manage to make anything interesting"

(1123396725)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:45 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I'm DIEING "

(1123396729)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:49 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"so gime some feed back"

(1123396738)[Sun Aug 07 02:38:58 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"goodluck ktok"

(1123396740)[Sun Aug 07 02:39:00 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Oh lord no he didn't just ask "

(1123396758)[Sun Aug 07 02:39:18 2005] You say to the guild,"Uhhhhhhh....."


(1123396768)[Sun Aug 07 02:39:28 2005] Mooshak tells portents (1),"sorry i've never been good with science fiction stories, i stick to women in skimpy leather outfits"

(1123396788)[Sun Aug 07 02:39:48 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Heh. I'm not much a critic really. That's more Reavyn's skill."

(1123396790)[Sun Aug 07 02:39:50 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"crys*"


(1123396794)[Sun Aug 07 02:39:54 2005] You say to the guild,"*bristles*"

(1123396810)[Sun Aug 07 02:40:10 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"lol there can be men in skimpy leather outfits too"

(1123396814)[Sun Aug 07 02:40:14 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Enjoy that hot potato there, bro "

(1123396822)[Sun Aug 07 02:40:22 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"YOU BASTARD"

(1123396823)[Sun Aug 07 02:40:23 2005] You say to the guild,"Oh wait...I like skimpy leather outfits. But I prefer it when I dress in them, not when others undress me with their eyes."


(1123396827)[Sun Aug 07 02:40:27 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"obviouslt that is not in character"

(1123396876)[Sun Aug 07 02:41:16 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"so but i mean....argh ok il take it"


(1123396882)[Sun Aug 07 02:41:22 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"/blink ok we need not to get into this conversation lol . . . if i had the body for it i would wear skimpy leather outfits hoping people would want to undress me with their eyes"

(1123396895)[Sun Aug 07 02:41:35 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"((I'm also really, really sleepy... and have red-con mobs so far up my bum I can taste them >< ))"

(1123396905)[Sun Aug 07 02:41:45 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God I hope that shuts him up "

(1123396926)[Sun Aug 07 02:42:06 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"when i get out of this newbie zone which ive only been here so long causse of talking"

(1123396942)[Sun Aug 07 02:42:22 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"will u guys help me get soem nice metal armor :) pretty plz"


(1123396948)[Sun Aug 07 02:42:28 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"OMG"

(1123396950)[Sun Aug 07 02:42:30 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"and a shiny sword"

(1123396958)[Sun Aug 07 02:42:38 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"....I saw that one coming.."

(1123397010)[Sun Aug 07 02:43:30 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"well technically you don't get plate till level 20. heh. And till then the quested stuff is really better than player made :)"

(1123397020)[Sun Aug 07 02:43:40 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"AFK for a bit... need to get a drink"

(1123397021)[Sun Aug 07 02:43:41 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"realy"

(1123397023)[Sun Aug 07 02:43:43 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok"


(1123397026)[Sun Aug 07 02:43:46 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"OK that's a lie I'm totally here "

(1123397031)[Sun Aug 07 02:43:51 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"yeah i do to brb gett a drink also"

(1123397044)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:04 2005] Mooshak tells portents (1),"that's a great idea"


(1123397049)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:09 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"LOL"

(1123397049)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:09 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"mwa ha ha"

(1123397064)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:24 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Lets hear it again! "

(1123397071)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:31 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"im just not commenting cause im acting like im totally gone"

(1123397073)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:33 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God I hope I had logging on "

(1123397081)[Sun Aug 07 02:44:41 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"ph34r the cumquat!"

(1123397113)[Sun Aug 07 02:45:13 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Cumquat The Quiet Destroyer of France or someshit...."

(1123397127)[Sun Aug 07 02:45:27 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"i swear...if SOE has a giant cumquat come to norrath, i will never play this game again..."

(1123397140)[Sun Aug 07 02:45:40 2005] You say to the guild,"I have logging on"

(1123397144)[Sun Aug 07 02:45:44 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"Cumquat the Quiet Consumer of a Place called France and Worlds!"

(1123397154)[Sun Aug 07 02:45:54 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Yeah... Now a giant avocado though... that would rock "

(1123397183)[Sun Aug 07 02:46:23 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"atleast the RP you all came up with partially happened"

(1123397184)[Sun Aug 07 02:46:24 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"the Fall of the Eggplant is the next expansion"

(1123397206)[Sun Aug 07 02:46:46 2005] You say to the guild,"Ktok, you know this week's "Caption this Picture" contest image? It's the brother of the Cumquat."

(1123397211)[Sun Aug 07 02:46:51 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I would just like to take this moment to say that I treasure all of you even MORE after tonight for not being this guy. Thank you. "

(1123397229)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:09 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"LOL i love you Ktok"

(1123397246)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:26 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I love you too, Mooshak. "

(1123397249)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:29 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"....you know...i don't feel im as bad a writer as I thought I was..."

(1123397250)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:30 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"even tho your a cat and I'm a ratonga"

(1123397254)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:34 2005] You say to the guild,"*feels left out*"

(1123397264)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:44 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"group hug! "

(1123397272)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:52 2005] You say to the guild,"Helloooooo....boobies are over HERE!"

(1123397277)[Sun Aug 07 02:47:57 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"/hug portents"

(1123397291)[Sun Aug 07 02:48:11 2005] You say to the guild,"*group hug*"

(1123397296)[Sun Aug 07 02:48:16 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,".....ok...me being Reavyn and your mother being Ailinea.....EEEWWWW"

(1123397297)[Sun Aug 07 02:48:17 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"God I'm never coming back with that drink. never. That channel is dead to me now "

(1123397338)[Sun Aug 07 02:48:58 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Dear Epikk... You killed our channel. You fuckstick. Love, Ktok. "

(1123397363)[Sun Aug 07 02:49:23 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"what a cock smoker (that's my new favorite one)"

(1123397371)[Sun Aug 07 02:49:31 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"well i still like fucktard more"

(1123397448)[Sun Aug 07 02:50:48 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Damnit. The giant mushroom guy falling on me didn't kill me"

(1123397558)[Sun Aug 07 02:52:38 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I'm still in shock I think "

(1123397574)[Sun Aug 07 02:52:54 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I need to go watch Rubber Johnny to feel like I did something with my life tonight"

(1123397616)[Sun Aug 07 02:53:36 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"rubby johnny? shit....i think I might go buy queen of the damned and watch it..."

(1123397631)[Sun Aug 07 02:53:51 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"How about the slicy picture?"

(1123397675)[Sun Aug 07 02:54:35 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"That was worse than Battlefield Earth "

(1123397686)[Sun Aug 07 02:54:46 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"im going to have to search for poke'porn to get that story out of my mind..."

(1123397688)[Sun Aug 07 02:54:48 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"by a lot"

(1123397708)[Sun Aug 07 02:55:08 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I mean like it makes Battlefield Earth look like Return of the King "

(1123397712)[Sun Aug 07 02:55:12 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"GODS yes it is...and I went to the movies and saw that.....and sat through the whole thing..."

(1123397728)[Sun Aug 07 02:55:28 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Me too. I was the only one in the theater"

(1123397731)[Sun Aug 07 02:55:31 2005] You say to the guild,"You FOOL! You FOOLISH FOOL!"

(1123397752)[Sun Aug 07 02:55:52 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"i finally feel like I didn't waste that precious part of my life on that movie"


(1123397756)[Sun Aug 07 02:55:56 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok im back you guys back?"

(1123397765)[Sun Aug 07 02:56:05 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"No we're DEAD "

(1123397768)[Sun Aug 07 02:56:08 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You killed us"


Somewhere in here, Ktok says something about how he's back, but he's working on a hard Harclave mission and can't really talk at the moment...I zoned, and believe I missed the comment in my logs

(1123397775)[Sun Aug 07 02:56:15 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,". . . /croaks"

(1123397801)[Sun Aug 07 02:56:41 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Total lie"


(1123397802)[Sun Aug 07 02:56:42 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"ok"

(1123397825)[Sun Aug 07 02:57:05 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"no part of that damn mission is hard..."

(1123397838)[Sun Aug 07 02:57:18 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Yes there is"

(1123397847)[Sun Aug 07 02:57:27 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"The part where I have to read shitty sci fi "

(1123397862)[Sun Aug 07 02:57:42 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"the hard part is where you have to tell the Cumquat you dont like blue shit"

(1123397863)[Sun Aug 07 02:57:43 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I may never be able to do this mission again"

(1123397875)[Sun Aug 07 02:57:55 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"LOL....then the hard part is over....time to critique it..."

(1123397885)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:05 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Dude no that means I have to think about it"

(1123397901)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:21 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"blowing up walls is cool"

(1123397905)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:25 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I mean how do you critique a steaming pile of dog shit on your carpet? "

(1123397912)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:32 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"It sucks"

(1123397916)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:36 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You wish it wasn't there"

(1123397924)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:44 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"You have to remove it, but you want someone else to do it "

(1123397926)[Sun Aug 07 02:58:46 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"The end"

(1123397942)[Sun Aug 07 02:59:02 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"well, im going to have a cig....need a few now..."

(1123397956)[Sun Aug 07 02:59:16 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Was it good for you?"

(1123398002)[Sun Aug 07 03:00:02 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"no...but having a cig doesn't make me feel bad cause that story is killing me faster than cancer ever will"

(1123398005)[Sun Aug 07 03:00:05 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"ok splitpaw is too big just to get there lol"

(1123398037)[Sun Aug 07 03:00:37 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Yeah that's why getting the teleport stone is so important. hehe"

(1123398061)[Sun Aug 07 03:01:01 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i keep getting about to the same place and thing going, damn i need to log out and sleep"


(1123398134)[Sun Aug 07 03:02:14 2005] Reavyn tells you,"I hate to ask you to do this for me, but can you send me a copy of that story so I can print it out and make others at work suffer the same fate we have?"

(1123398160)[Sun Aug 07 03:02:40 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Yeah its a pisser till you get the telepoter"

(1123398213)[Sun Aug 07 03:03:33 2005] You tell Reavyn,"You bastard. You absolute bastard. You want me to read that AGAIN?"

(1123398284)[Sun Aug 07 03:04:44 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"So OK I have to say"

(1123398299)[Sun Aug 07 03:04:59 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I've often heard that the bad thing about RP guilds is that so few people know how to RP well "

(1123398314)[Sun Aug 07 03:05:14 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I look at our people... and while true some don't RP.. those who do are good at it"

(1123398326)[Sun Aug 07 03:05:26 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"And I've always thought... "

(1123398331)[Sun Aug 07 03:05:31 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Well how BAD could anyone be?"

(1123398337)[Sun Aug 07 03:05:37 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Well now I know"

(1123398354)[Sun Aug 07 03:05:54 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"And knowing is half the battle"

(1123398358)[Sun Aug 07 03:05:58 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"was it everything you thought it would be and more?"

(1123398376)[Sun Aug 07 03:06:16 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Its the single most painful thing I ever read"

(1123398398)[Sun Aug 07 03:06:38 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"quick, taylia, make us feel better....recite Vogon poetry...."

(1123398421)[Sun Aug 07 03:07:01 2005] You say to the guild,"*clears her throat*"

(1123398427)[Sun Aug 07 03:07:07 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"She can and will... but I don't know if she can actually TYPE it"

(1123398448)[Sun Aug 07 03:07:28 2005] You say to the guild,"OH! Freddled gruntbuggly! Thy micturations are to me, as plurdled gobberblochits on a lurgid bee!"

(1123398464)[Sun Aug 07 03:07:44 2005] You say to the guild,"Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes!"

(1123398472)[Sun Aug 07 03:07:52 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"you know...that story was a vision of what hell is going to be like...I DONT WANT TO GO ANYMORE..."

(1123398491)[Sun Aug 07 03:08:11 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"everytime i kill a ghost gnoll here it seems like i spawn another one on me?"

(1123398498)[Sun Aug 07 03:08:18 2005] You say to the guild,"And hoondously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, SEE IF I DON'T!"

(1123398517)[Sun Aug 07 03:08:37 2005] You say to the guild,"And now, tell me...what do you think of my poem?"

(1123398525)[Sun Aug 07 03:08:45 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"A+"

(1123398528)[Sun Aug 07 03:08:48 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Those ghosts that port around repop, Mooshak. No need to go through that area though. There's a cracked wall up top"

(1123398549)[Sun Aug 07 03:09:09 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Ah sweet sweet Vogon poetry"

(1123398577)[Sun Aug 07 03:09:37 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Of course, Kenneth would sound sweet after that story"

(1123398615)[Sun Aug 07 03:10:15 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"im almost tempted to port back to qeynos and go talk to him"

(1123398626)[Sun Aug 07 03:10:26 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"I can see it now... OK, so we'll let you in, but you have to promise to never ever tell that story again. In fact, you have to burn all your notes on it. ALL OF THEM"

(1123398697)[Sun Aug 07 03:11:37 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"the room with the fuzzy balls of sulphurous emission? they make me think of that story"

(1123398711)[Sun Aug 07 03:11:51 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"LOL"

(1123398711)[Sun Aug 07 03:11:51 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"And france?"

(1123398719)[Sun Aug 07 03:11:59 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"a place called france"

(1123398737)[Sun Aug 07 03:12:17 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"They totally surendered to the cumquat...."

(1123398745)[Sun Aug 07 03:12:25 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"I have something you can tell him that is truthful ktok"

(1123398763)[Sun Aug 07 03:12:43 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Its like nothing i've ever heard before?"

(1123398771)[Sun Aug 07 03:12:51 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"George Lucas would be proud? "


(1123398780)[Sun Aug 07 03:13:00 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"wat lvl u sugest i leave newbie zone"


(1123398783)[Sun Aug 07 03:13:03 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Hey, is that the script for Episode 7?"

(1123398795)[Sun Aug 07 03:13:15 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"there are many ppl on eq that get really upset if you rp beyond anything eq"

(1123398822)[Sun Aug 07 03:13:42 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"NEVER"

(1123398822)[Sun Aug 07 03:13:42 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Good idea, Reavyn. You tell him. Its your idea =P"

(1123398830)[Sun Aug 07 03:13:50 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"nope...im not here"


(1123398850)[Sun Aug 07 03:14:10 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"6 is as high as you can go before you leave"

(1123398870)[Sun Aug 07 03:14:30 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"But you can get 200% above 6 if you want"

(1123398920)[Sun Aug 07 03:15:20 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"kk"


(1123398965)[Sun Aug 07 03:16:05 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"your the leader, your suppose to use everyones good ideas as if they are your own..."

(1123398984)[Sun Aug 07 03:16:24 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"No no that would be dictatorial of me. I'm trying to get away from that. "

(1123398999)[Sun Aug 07 03:16:39 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"I don't mind, go ahead"

(1123399005)[Sun Aug 07 03:16:45 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"do it"

(1123399032)[Sun Aug 07 03:17:12 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"actually, you know...taylia is better at critiquing than I am..."

(1123399047)[Sun Aug 07 03:17:27 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"But I've almost made myself believe that he's a figment of my imagination"

(1123399048)[Sun Aug 07 03:17:28 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i like a good dictatorship, gives me someone to bitch about but still follow blindly withough thought"

(1123399068)[Sun Aug 07 03:17:48 2005] You say to the guild,"You confuse me with my mother, and she is asleep right now."

(1123399073)[Sun Aug 07 03:17:53 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Moo, you may very well be the perfect guild member =D"

(1123399082)[Sun Aug 07 03:18:02 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"lmao"


(1123399084)[Sun Aug 07 03:18:04 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"btw wat lvl are u guysy and wats ure moeny status im wondering caus ei got like 6 silver and for me thats ricch...for ME*"

(1123399099)[Sun Aug 07 03:18:19 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"i know"

(1123399116)[Sun Aug 07 03:18:36 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"he is wanting a guild that will do everything for him..."

(1123399130)[Sun Aug 07 03:18:50 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"like jack him off"


(1123399132)[Sun Aug 07 03:18:52 2005] Ktok tells portents (1),"Well I'm 46th level Guardian and a 50th level armorsmith. I have 31p on me right now =P but I work my ass off for it at the forge."

(1123399146)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:06 2005] Epikk tells portents (1),"WOW"


(1123399159)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:19 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"wow you shouldnt have said that"

(1123399175)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:35 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Yeah I should.... now I get to tell him fuck no "

(1123399176)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:36 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"i think he wants to jack you off now ktok"

(1123399180)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:40 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"watch, it'll be fun "

(1123399186)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:46 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"No, not that "

(1123399193)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:53 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"Watch me tell him to fuck off I mean"

(1123399197)[Sun Aug 07 03:19:57 2005] Mooshak says to the guild,"should have bee like i'm 46th level guardian and a 50th armor smith and i'm still in leather armor and havent ever seen more then 2g at once"

(1123399201)[Sun Aug 07 03:20:01 2005] Ktok says to the guild,"....freakin' perverts "

(1123399208)[Sun Aug 07 03:20:08 2005] Reavyn says to the guild,"yeah, if ktok tells me no, he sure ain't going to let this guy have any..."

 

And that, my friends, is where the interesting stuff ends, and we all begin to finally log off for the night to have nightmares about cumquats and blue robots and "a place called France."

However, an interesting postscript to the story: The next day he was back in channel, and after antics there, we did our best to tell him nicely that he would not be a good fit for our guild. He became more and more belligerent and insisted, to the PA officers who had already made the unanimous decision, that he WOULD eventually get into our guild. Finally, one of the officers was able to run him off. Not three hours later, Epikk was sporting the guild tag of another guild above his head. The next day? He was unguilded again. The day after that, he had yet another, different, guild tag. Shortly after that he was unguilded again. To this day Epikk is unguilded and has not leveled any further, indicating that his character, and possibly his account, has been abandoned.

Last Updated ( Monday, 01 December 2008 02:39 )
 
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